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• Abe: Honey! Are you sure you want to be Mrs. Montgomery Burns?
  Wouldn't you rather be Mrs. Abraham J. Simpson?...
• Burns and Jackie laugh] Jackie: I swear, Monty: you are the devil himself!
  Burns: I -- [yelling] who told yo -- oh, ho ho, I, yes, yes, well, I'd say you're an angel, but angels don't dance like that....
• Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh.
  But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me....
• Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent exposure.
  It was the most embarrassing day of my life. Abe...
• Jackie: It's been great spending time with my family again.
  I guess the next time I see you won't be until Thanksgiving....
• Quote #192 "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
  -- Jackie Maso...
• Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now
  my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think you'll find a little surprise -- [Jackie drinks it, swallows the ring, and chokes a little] Heh, uh, not to worry, I believe there's another one around here somewhere -- [reaches into boiling fondue, burns himself] [kneeling] My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid as we speak....
• Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh.
  But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me....
• Whenever I was upset by something in the papers, [Jack] always told me to be more tolerant, like a horse flicking away flies in the summer.
  -- Jacqueline Kennedy...