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If you want to hide your face, walk naked.
If you want to hit, use a dagger.
If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it.
-- Charles F. Kettering...
If you want to know about paranoids, follow them around.
If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.
If you want to know what a man is really like, take notice how he acts when he looses money.
-- New England proverb...
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parke...
If you want to know what government medicine would be like, ask someone in a VA hospital.
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