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• The cops are ALWAYS around when you DON'T want them.
• A man asked a private detective to follow his wife.
  After several days, the private detective came back with his findings....
• If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. ARETINO
• The one thing that can be safely said about the great majority of people is that we don't want them around.
  -- P. J. O'Rourke...
• Contrary to popular notion, truck drivers know nothing about good restaurants.
  If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store, and seek out the dishwasher repair man....
• Say what you want about President Richard Nixon. How many people do you know who could get elected President when no one voted for them.
  Ever run on to anyone who admitted voting for Richard Nixon?...
• People seldom know what they want until you give them what they ask for.
• If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. -- Pietro Aretino
• Want to know about courses of study? Go to the library.