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If you want to run and play, Come along the BEAM today.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
-- Katharine Hepbu...
If you want to solve a problem, draw a diagram. If you still can't solve it, make the diagram bigger.
-- Stevan's Rule...
If you want to stay young-looking, pick your parents very carefully. -- Dick Clark
If you want to succeed, you'd better look as if you mean business. -- Jeanne Holm
If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with a stick, hit things with a stick.
But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is no...
If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.
-- Rotaria...
If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the Constitution.
It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft....
If you want to walk the streets safely at night, carry a projector and the slides from your last holiday.
If you want to win anything--a race, your self, your life--you have to go a little berserk.
-- George Sheeha...

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