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I gamble on a third time, a fool'll tell you it's a charm.
I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament.
I gave all my forms to Sudhir. Then he came back and yelled in my ear, "Nothing went through, and its all cause of you, if you get it right once, I will cheer!
I gave her the ring; she gave me the finger.
I gave it up until Lent.
I gave my cat a bath the other day ... they love it.
He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that ....
I gave my life to learning how to live. Now that I have organized it all it's just about over.
-- Sandra Hochma...
I gave to Dr. Kavorkian's Free Clinic in Baghdad.
I gave up ASCII for Lent.
I gave up believing in God for Lent. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)

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