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If you were my husband, I would feed you poison. If you were my wife, madam, I would take it!
-- Lady Astor and William Churchill...
If you weren't my teacher, I'd think you just deleted all my files.
-- an anonymous UCB CS student, to an instructor who had typed rm -i * to get rid of a file named -f on a Unix system....
If you were to ask me this question, what would my answer be?
If you were to eat a human body, where would you start?
If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without bloodshed
if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly...
If you wish me to weep, you yourself must feel grief. -- Horace (65-8 BC) -- Ars Poetica, 102
If you wish peace, work for justice. -- Pope Paul VI
If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. -- Napoleo
If you wish to drown, do not torture yourself with shallow water.
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