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If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy.
If you want to get along, go along. -- Sam Raybu
If you want to get high on pot, stand on a toilet.
If you want to get rid of stinking odors in the kitchen, stop cooking. -- Erma Bombeck
If you want to get something DONE, stay out of universities.
-- John Hammond in Jurassic Park (The Book), page 125...
If you want to get the plain truth, Be not concerned with right and wrong.
The conflict between right and wrong Is the sickness of the mind. -- Seng-Ts'a...
If you want to go far in a decade you have to go far each year.
If you want to go far each year, you have to make sure that you do something significant each day....
If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there. -- Ken Thompso
If you want to have a long life, you must give up all those things that would make a long life interesting and fun.
If you want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, be an audience.
-- Tallulah Bankhead...

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