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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you work on your mind with your mind, how can you avoid an immense confusion? -- Seng-Ts'a
If you would be a reel seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.
-- Descarte...
If you would be happy when others about you are not, while they count their troubles, you should take time out to count your blessings.
If you would be pungent, be brief; for it is with words as with sunbeams.
The more they are condensed, the deeper they burn. -- Robert Southey...
If you would be remembered, do one thing superbly well. -- Saunders Norvell
If you would eat well in England, you must eat breakfast three times a day. -- W. Somerset Maugham
If you would have the nuptial union last, Let virtue be the bond that ties it fast.
-- Nicholas Rowe...
If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. -- Ben Frankli
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.

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