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If you want work well done, select a busy man -- the other kind has no time -- Elbert Hubbard
If you want X, you know where to find it.
If you want your boomerang to come back, throw it first!
If you want your marriage to sizzle With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit i
Whenever you're right, shut up! -- Ogden Nash...
If you want your name spelled wrong, die. -- Al Blanchard
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation.
If you work at it, it's golf. -- Bob Hope...
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for a while?
Come on, we're not going to hurt it. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you went Chopin, did you take your Liszt?
If you were a gay illegal-alien looking for an abortion, it was a humdinger of a week.
-- Kirk Fordice -- As governer of Mississippi, 1/29/93...

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