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• If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever.
  Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again....
• You can't use tact with a congressman. A congressman is a hog.
  You must take a stick and hit him on the snout. -- Henry Adam...
• DeVries's Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.
• If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper. -- DeVries' Dilemma
• DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.
• If you hit two keys on the keyboard, the one you don't want will get to the screen first.