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If you want to know what happens to you when you die, go look at some dead stuff. -- Dave Enyea
If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.
If you want to know your true opinion of someone, watch the effect produced in you by the first sight of a letter from him.
-- Arthur Schopenhaue...
If you want to live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse, IT'S TOO LATE!
If you want to make a friend, let someone do you a favor. -- Benjamin Frankli
If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor. -- Charles L. Geanangel
If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms.
-- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
If you want to make enemies, try to change something. -- Woodrow Wilson.
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstei
If you want to rob a shop, train your dog.

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