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• Will you walk a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail, "There's a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail.
  See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance!...
• If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorthy Parke...
• Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money, that's all I need.
  Bart: [looking at him] I didn't take it. Homer: Why you little -- [strangles him] How can you look me in the eye and lie like that?...
• Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
  But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -- Steve Bluestei...
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
  [clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....
• If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
• Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse! You win. I want this nightmare to end!
  [a space-suited figure answers the door] Robo...