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If you're trying to drive me crazy, you're too late!
If you're willing to travel, or just super-desperate, the best place in the world to meet unattached men is on the Alaska pipeline.
I'm told that the trek through the frozen tundra is well worth the...
If you're witch hunting, I spell mine with a B.
If you're working on your dissertation and you're reading Usenet, add six months to your graduation date.
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
-- Norm Crosby...
If your face were a tree, it would be different.
If your facts are wrong but your logic is perfect, then your conclusions are inevitably false.
If your father told you he could determine the sex of a puppy by looking at the bottoms of its feet, he was lying.
If your feet smell and your nose runs then you're built upside down.
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks.
But ONLY if you're serious ab...

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