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• When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
  -- Norm Crosby...
• Mothers mold the children's minds. Some of you have done well.
  There are a lot of moldy-minded kids around. -- Norm Crosby...
• Drink your coffee - there are people in India sleeping. -- Seen on a coffee cup
• Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie? Norm: Daddy wuvs you.
  -- Cheers, The Mail Goes to Jail Sam: What'd you like, Normie?...
• Grampa: [pours Lisa a cup of coffee] Sugar? Lisa: Yes, ten please.
  Bart: [shaking] Hey Grampa, top me off. Grampa...
• With Clinton and $0.85, you can get a cup of coffee.
• Owen's Law for Secretaries: As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
• My friend and his wife stayed in a hotel and got a bill for ninety dollars.
  He screamed, "For what, ninety dollars?" The desk clerk said, "For room and board, sir....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...even Juan Valdez couldn't support your drastic need for yet another cup of coffee.