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• Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
• Life's a Witch and then you Fly!
• You spell 'knife' with a 'k'. I spell 'knife' with an 'n', but then I never could spell.
  -- Troi and Picard, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7...
• If I CROSSed your PATH, I'd end up HAPPY HUNTing you by DRIV(E)ing
• What I tell you three times is true. -- Lewis Carroll, "The Hunting of the Snark
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• A tourist leaves Bogolusa on his way to Opalousa, and is quite confused about the names of the various cities through which he passes.
  Stopping at long last for a late lunch, he enters a fast food chain restaurant....
• You can name your salary here. I call mine Fred.
• No teacher I of boys or smaller fry, No teacher I of teachers, no, not I.
  Mine was the distant aim, the longer reach, To teach men how to teach men how to teach....