If You're Working On Your Dissertation And You're Reading Usenet, Add Six Months To Your Graduation Date.

If You're Working On Your Dissertation And You're Reading Usenet, Add Six Months To Your Graduation Date.

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If you're working on your dissertation and you're
reading Usenet, add six months to your graduation date.

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