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If your friend won't lend you fifty dollars, he's probably a close friend.
If your god is dead, try one of mine!
If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun. -- Benjamin Frankli
If your heart were filling gas tanks on a car, you could fill about 400 cars a day, if they were almost out of gas.
If you ride a horse, sit close and tight; if you ride a man, sit easy and light. -- Ben Frankli
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away.
Make him practice on it, every day, for a...
If your lead pencil is less than three inches long, and still equipped with a virgin eraser, you are about as close to perfection as this world will allow you to be.
If your life is just a highway, and your soul is just a car, objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.
.. -- Meat Loaf...
If your life is stuck in a rut... stuck in a rut... stuck in a rut...
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