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If you're small, you better be a winner. -- Billie Jean King
IF You're smoking after sex then you're going *WAY* too fast!
If you're so competent that you are irreplaceable, you won't be promoted. -- Node's Law of Stasi
If you're so smart... Why ain't you reasonable?
If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
If you're speaking of worships of sorts, we represent many beliefs.
-- McCoy, "Bread and Circuses," stardate 4040.7....
If you're there before it's over, you're on time. -- James Walke
If you're thinking what I am...well then you're psychic!
If you're too old to learn, you were born so.
If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other.
But here's the point I'm trying to make: Corn on the cob i...

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