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If your stomach disputes you, pacify it with cool thoughts. -- Satchel Paige
If your strength is small, don't carry heavy burdens.
If your words are worthless, don't give advice. -- Chinese Proverb...
If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.
This is not to say that the doctor will not apply effort, and in the end, you may die beyond your means....
If your trouble is of long standing. Try kneeling.
If you run across a restaurant where you often see priests eating with priests, or sporting girls with sporting girls, you may be confident that it is good.
Those are two classes of people who like...
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. -- Sam Levenso
If you said what you thought, you'd be speechless.
If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command.
-- Bill Lye...
If you save the world too often, it begins to expect it.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? -- Steven Wrigh

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