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If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo. -- Jim Harriso
If your monthly phone bill includes over seventy-five dollars' worth of calls to Entertainment Tonight 900-number opinion polls, get a life .
.. If you always make a point to sit up front on a bus so...
If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something you left out.
If your opponent calls you a liar, call him a thief. -- "Big Bill" Thompso
If your past isn't checkered, why are you in Atlanta?
If your position is everywhere, your momentum is zero.
If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important. -- Biondi's Law
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
-- Fran Lebowitz...
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. -- Jonathan Winte
If your songs don't go over...do a medley of costumes. -- Elvi

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