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If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.
If you're going to write about human beings, you might as well make them people.
-- Woody Allen, The Fro...
If you're gonna drink and drive, drink 7-up!
If you're gonna get down...Get Down and Prey!
If you're gonna go, go obnoxiously.
If you're gonna' panic, panic constructively.
If you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk. -- Il Brutto
If you're gonna sin, you may as well be original -- The Young One
If you're gonna use s, at least write yer own! (c)
If you regularly eat green vegetables for 80 years, you'll never die young. -- Confucius Say
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