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• If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. -- Woody Alle
• AND NOW A WORD FROM THE PENTAGON To all those sissy wimps who don't want a war - remember what we're talking about here!
  What about all the oil we won't be able to pollute the atmosphere with if we don't liberate Kuwait?...
• On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
  The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you....
• What do you think I am? Human? -- Woody Allen, "What's New, Pussycat?
• You think you're God!" "Well, I gotta model myself after somebody!" -- Woody Allen, "Manhatta
• The only cultural advantage LA has over NY is that you can make a right turn on a red light.
  -- Woody Alle...
• Skinner: [to Lisa] The Grand Exulted Leader requests a moment of your time.
  [claps hands] Class dismissed! Children: Yay! Hoove...
• Miscellaneous methods of Civil Disobedience: Standing in front of City Hall and chanting the word 'pudding' until one's demands are met.
  Phoning members of the 'establishment' and singing 'Bess, You Is My Woman Now' into the phone....
• Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. -- Woody Allen, "All You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex