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• Never start a game of Monopoly, if you smell smoke! -- Confucius Say
• Never tell a hypocondriac about a new disease, unless you wish to start an epidemic.
  -- Confucius Say...
• You are the servant of words uttererd, the master of those suppressed. -- Confucius Say
• Never underestimate the power of a liar with imagination! -- Confucius Say
• Y'know, you look a little flushed. Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people.
  .. -- Marge Simpson to 'King Homer', "Treehouse of Horror III...
• If you don't answer the letters you receive, you won't have the problem long. -- Confucius Say
• Never eat anything that winks at you.
• If you are over 80 years old and accompanied by your parents, we will cash your check.
• The worlds worst children always live next door, even if you move! -- Confucius Say