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If You're Gonna Drink And Drive, Drink 7-up!
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If you're gonna drink and drive, drink 7-up!
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IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi!
Beer won't drive you to drink.
If you don't drink, when you wake up in the morning that's the best you're gonna feel all day.
-- Martin Mull...
Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even put. -- Dean Marti
Remember - if you drink like a fish, don't drive - SWIM.
