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If you're feeling good, don't worry; you'll get over it. -- Boling's Postulate.
If you regard discomfort as a normal condition you are not likely to be troubled by want.
-- Ieyasu's maxim...
If you're going faster than 90 MPH and they chase you -- make 'em *earn* it.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
-- Henny Youngma...
If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. -- Leo Roste
If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet. -- Keith Richard
If you're going to make rubbish, be the best rubbish in it. -- Richard Burto
If you're going to plagiarize, go way back. -- Senator Barry Goldwater (to Senator Joseph Biden)
If you're going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy.
God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. -- Hyman Rickove...
If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off.

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