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If you're offended now, try playing my message backwards.
If you're old and you lose, they say you're outmoded.
If you're young and you lose, they say you're green. So don't lose. -- Terry Brenna...
If you're on fire, avoid gasoline and other flammable materials.
-- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
If you require someone to change you require them to lie.
If you're reading this, at least you're busy.
If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
If you're running against Nixon you don't have to say anything.
You don't even have to get out of bed in the morning to beat him....
If you resent it don't do it; if you do it, don't resent it.
If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #18...

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