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• Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not possibly have met.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• Adam to Eve: "Do you still love me?" Eve to Adam: "Who else?
  (Original Joke involves same folks as Original Sin!)...
• I've told you a million times not to exaggerate. -- The Young One
• Well, you got your mules and you got your racehorses, and you can kick a mule in the ass all you want, and he's still not gonna be a racehorse.
  -- Billy Martin, "Esquire", May 1984...
• Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
  -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studie...
• If it isn't original, it isn't sin.
• If I'm gonna eat somebody, it might as well be you! -- Iguana
• SIN OF OMISSION: Any sin that you forgot to commit.