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If you really want to get someone's attention, mention their name in a whisper.
If you really want to know, you won't ask me.
If you really want to sell something, tell the women it is a bargain, but tell the man it is deductible.
If you really want to understand something, try to change it. -- Kurt Lewi
If you're already in a hole, there's no use to continue digging. -- Roy W. Walte
If you're an archeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out it's not a skull but just an old dried-out potato.
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If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw. -- W. C. Field
If you're asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants. -- Zisla's Law
If you're at the front of the queue, the driver comes to a halt at the back.

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