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• Would you *really* want to get on a non-stop flight? -- George Carli
• I know someone with the exact same name! Really? Who?
• Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
  -- Mary Richards, "The Mary Tyler Moore Show...
• People will believe anything if you whisper it.
• I heard you mention my name, can't you talk any louder. --Nick Lowe
• I don't want to sound like a pessimist, but it has come to my attention that if you call for a Pizza right after you called the police because your house was robbed
  he Domino Truck will get there first!...
• I need someone really bad. Are you really bad? -- Bumper Sticke
• And you don't resent it? The VISOR or being blind? Since they are both part of me and I really like who I am, why should I resent them?
  -- Scholar and Geordi, "Loud as a Whisper", stardate 42477.2...
• If you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself.