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If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you're coasting, you're going downhill. -- L. R. Pierso
If you're confident after you've just finished an exam, it's because you don't know enough to know better.
-- Jay Weisma...
If you redo a batch file, is it a son of a batch?
If you're ever right, never let 'em forget it. -- Edgar R. Riedle
If you're ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don't know how to speak the natives' language, just say "Poppy-oomy.
I bet it means something. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don't start thinking of what other words have "under" in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness.
-- Deep T...
If you're facing the richest and most disgusting conspiracy in history, you have to do more than stick up two fingers and say "peace".
-- Ben Elton, Stark...
If you're feeling down, depressed and lonely, I know a place we can go.

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