If You Really Want To Sell Something, Tell The Women It Is A Bargain, But Tell The Man It Is Deductible.

I really hate this damned machine I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want But only what I tell it....
I really hate this damn machine, I wish that they would sell it.
It never does just what I want, But only what I tell it....
Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are.
The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry....
I really hate this darn machine, I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want, Only what I tell it. -- The Programmers Lame...