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If you read a lot of books, you're considered well read.
But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed. -- Lily Tomli...
If you read this tagline right to the very end you will most certainly die.
If you're afraid of trapdoors, just cover the floor with all you've got.
If you're a happy little citizen, clank your chains!
If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
If you REALLY must stay, please leave.
If you really want the last word in an argument, try saying, "I guess you're right.
If you really want to annoy your neighbors and worry them no end, cause them to sit up nights in anxiety, than there is but one way to do it.
Tell the truth about them. Truth needs no embellishme...
If you really want to be original, try being yourself, since God never made any two of us alike.
Variety is the spice of life. Variety is what makes the world go around....
If you really want to experience frustration, try telling some pessimist how nice they look and getting some enthusiam going.

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