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• Zisla's Law: If you're asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants.
• Join the march to save individuality!
• Don't try to join the "hit parade." -- Pete Seege
• Eating an orange on March l7th is indifferent, however, if you happen to be a spectator at a St.
  Patrick's Day Parade, it is much better for your health if you leave that orange at home....
• You have perhaps heard the story of the four students-- British, French, American, Canadian-- who were asked to write an essay on elephants.
  The British student entitled his essay "Elephants and the Empire....
• THE THREE MOST COMMONLY-ASKED QUESTIONS AT DISNEYLAND
  1) Where's the bathroom? 2) What time does the parade start?...
• The orders come down and they march us away. There's a battle outside and we join in the fray.
  God, it's hell when you know this could be your last day, But it's better than working for Xerox....