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• If you make a mistake, cover all traces of the fact immediately.
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• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
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• Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!