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If your computer speaks English it was probably made in Japan.
If your cow doesn't give milk dairy farming just isn't for you!
If your cow doesn't give milk, sell him!
If your cow has only one teat dairy farming just isn't for you!
If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted.
If you're 18 and can read this, you must be Japanese.
If you're a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you get your first anvil.
How innocent you are, little blacksmith. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...

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