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  You just have to read the manual and press the right button....
• I am against all hobbies. I have been against ever since I figured out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby.
  All my life I have had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies....
• So what are you saying? That the Dremans are fated to die?
  It's something that needs to be considered. Well consider it considered and rejected....
• Advise well before you begin, and when you have maturely considered, then act with promptitude.
  -- Sallu...
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• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. -- Lily Tomli
• If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomli
• If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? LILY TOMLIN