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If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.
-- George Bernard Shaw...
If you must play, decide on three things at the sta
the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. -- Chinese proverb...
If you need a calculator, its too complex.
If you need a physician, employ these three: a cheerful mind, rest, and a temperate diet.
If you need a spoon, keep one around. Carry a thermos to help wash it down.
Now if there's some left, don't just throw it out - use it for spackle or bathroom grout....
If you need a wand of digging, kindly ask the minotaur.
If you need help to discover what the entrees on the menu mean, you are in the wrong place, since it is highly unlikely you will be able to afford the meal!
If you need n items of anything, you will have n - 1 in stock. -- Sueker's Note
If you never talk to strangers, then how do you ever meet anyone?
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you.
I want to have children ..."--they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudne...

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