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• Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.
• Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut. -- Daniel S. Greenberg
• Murray's Laws: 1. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  2. Never ask a salesman if his is a good price....
• She thanks you kindly, turns away
• The only job where you start at the top is digging a hole.
• Beware of the minotaur. He's very horny!
• You feel greedy and want more gold? Why don't you try digging?
• Damnit Bones, you're a doctor, you know that pain can't be taken away with a magic wand.
  They're the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are....