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If your aim in life is nothing, you can't miss.
If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #13
If your behind is in front, you turned around!
If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
-- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a man number 26...
If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it. -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a man number 12
If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
-- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 13...
If your bread is stale, make toast.
If your can't talk "flatlander" - you're not hip.
If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap-heap.
-- Glen Buck...
If your computer doesn't multitask, it ain't shit. -- Cal Keega

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