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If you prefer, simply type w rather than west.
If you prick me, do I not...leak? -- Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. -- Fudd's First Law of Oppositio
If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't get any ice.
If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get ice, but no cup....
If you put a chain around the neck of a slave, the other end fastens itself around your own.
-- Emerso...
If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel of sewage, you have sewage.
If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel of wine, you have sewage....
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.
But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it....
If you put it off long enough, it might go away.
If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a restaurant. -- Snoopy

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