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If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. -- James Goldsmith
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop.
-- Murphy's Law Corollary 4...
If you permit yourself to read meanings into (rather than drawing meanings out of) the evidence, you can draw any conclusion you like.
-- Michael Keith, "The Bar-Code Beast", The Skeptical Enquirer V...
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -- Mark Twai...
If you play Satanist music backwards, do you get hymns?
If you play with something long enough, you will surely break it. -- Louis Zahne
If you post it, they will flame. -- The voice from Field of Dreams, according to Brian Frost (b1f5814@rigel.
amu.edu)...
If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head.
If you pray for the ACLU, will they sue you over it?
If you preface a joke by saying, "This is really funny," no one will laugh.

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