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If you meet a person on the path, do not greet him with words or silence.
How will you greet him?...
If you meet Buddha on the road, kill him! -- Sheldon Kopp
If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody in the whole wide world, don't trust him.
It means he experiments....
If you meet The Buddha on the Net, flame him.
If you meet the Buddha on the net, put him in your kill file. -- Robert Firth
If you mess with a thing long enough, it will break. -- Schmidt's Law
If you miss your cat, look under my tires.
If you move the TV any closer to the bed I'll be sleeping with Jay Leno!
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi!
If you must go down, go down if flames.
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