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If we are not stupid or insincere when we say that the good or ill of man lies within his own will, and that all beside is nothing to us, why are we still troubled?
-- Epictetus (c. 60 AD) -- Discou...
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
If we are to abolish the death penalty, I should like to see the first step taken by my friends the murderers.
-- Alphonse Ka...
If we are to begin packaging ourselves as boxes of cereal, Democracy will die.
.. for you could not win the presidency without proving unworthy of the job. -- Adlai Stevenso...
If we are to survive, this nation must end its love affair with guns.
-- U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno....
If we are what we eat, I'm gonna throw myself up.
If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities...
If we can build a space shuttle, why can't we build a decent mattress handle?
If we cannot learn from our mistakes, we just rename them; "Success". -- Jon Loux

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