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• Why this is Hell, nor am I out of it. -- Christopher Marlowe (1564-1593)
• Why can't I use my A.M. radio in the afternoons!?!
• Marge: Do they have to play that rock music? Every note is pounding into my skull!
  [the central part of the speaker shoots through her hair] Hapablap...
• If you're an archeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out it's not a skull but just an old dried-out potato.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. -- George Saunders' dying word
• Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored." -- George Saunders' dying word