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If Version 1.0 works someone goofed...
if (version==X.0) wait_for(X+0.1)
If voting actually changed anything it'd be made illegal.
If voting could change the system it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system it would be illegal. -- Schroedinger's Ca...
If voting should change anything, there would be a law against it.
If water derives lucidity from stillness, how much more the faculties of the mind!
The mind of the sage, being in repose, becomes the mirror of the universe, the speculum of all creation....
If we abide by the principles taught by the Bible, our country will go on prospering.
-- Daniel Webste...
If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.
-- Thomas A. Ediso...
If we applied government standards for determining the amount of salt in food to the question of how much matter there is in the universe, we would conclude that the universe is matter-free.
-- Kolak...
If we are going to stick to this damned quantum-jumping, then I regret that I ever had anything to do with quantum theory.
-- Erwin Schrodinge...

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