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• Making a living selling lemonade.
• At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass.
  The refill contained the antidote. -- Emo Phillip...
• Cop: Hey, uh, do you have liquor license here, young fella?
  Bart: Uh, my dog ate it....
• If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
• We ate, we drank, and we were merry. And we got typhoid and dysentery.
• Ned: Howdily doodily, there, President Bush -- or should I say, "President Neighbor"!
  I'm Ned Flanders, and this is Maude, Rod, and Todd....
• Forget the computer! Where's my abacus?
• If the world is my oyster, where is my oyster knife?
• This is my brain... This is... WAIT! WHERE'S MY BRAIN!??