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If ugly was labor, you'd be a long day's work.
I fully expect that our customers' grandchildren will be buying Apple products.
Apple Computer CEO Gil Amelio...
IF(UNDERSTAND .EQ. .TRUE.) THEN FORTPROGJOB=POSSIBLE ENDIF
If undertakers were nationalized than everyone could have a state funeral at the taxpayer's expense.
If UNIX is a computer system, then a pile of bricks is a house.
If Unix is so damn useful, why is "no" in /usr/dict/words, but "yes" isn't?
IF (User-Docs) = 1 THEN;(CALL(TechSupport))
iF ut wErks tHis gOodD DoOnt mAek iT weRse!
If value corrupts then absolute value corrupts absolutely.
If variety = Spice/Life. Make mine milk.
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