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If she undervalue me, What care I how fair she be? -- Sir Walter Raleigh (1552-1618) -- Poem
If she was any dumber, she'd be a green plant.
If she were president, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
If she won't live forever, why give her a diamond?
If shit happens and no one's there does it have a smell?
If shit was worth something, poor people would be born without arseholes.
-- Eddie Murphy, Another 48 Hou...
If six turned out to be nine, I don't mind. -- Jimi Hendrix
If solid happiness we prize, Within our breast this jewel lies, And they are fools who roam.
The world has nothing to bestow; From our own selves our joys must flow, And that dear hut, our home....
If somebody tries to explain something to you, and you still don't understand, that is not your fault.
It is his....
If some books are deemed most baneful and their sale forbid, how then with deadlier facts, not dreams of doting men?
Those whom books will hurt will not be proof against events. Events, not books shou...

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