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• Lisa goes to the Lincoln Memorial to ask advice from Abe Lincoln, but tons of tourists are there asking him for advice so he can't get his say in.
  So he then goes to the Jefferson Memorial, and she's the only person there....
• I have an Aunt in Long Island whos crazier than she is. She's president of the P.T.A." -- Nu
• One day the President and Mrs. Coolidge were visiting a government farm.
  Soon after their arrival they were taken off on separate tours....
• She hates testicles, thus limiting the men she can admire to Democratic candidates for president.
  -- John Greenway, "The American Tradition", on feminist Elizabeth Gould Davi...
• If brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
• Was she so loved because her eyes were so beautiful or were her eyes so beautiful because she was loved?
  -- Anzia Yezierska...
• Rich and rare were the gems she wore, And a bright gold ring on her wand she bore.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Rich and rare were the Gems she wore...