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If sex is a pain in the butt, you're doing it wrong.
If SEX isn't meant for fun, why's it feel so good.
If sex is so personal, why are we expected to share it with someone else? -- Lily Tomli
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to? -- Bette Midle
If sex violates his body without consent, it *is* rape.
If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. -- Mel Brook
If she can't take the heat, get her out of the oven!
If she doesn't scare ya, no evil thing will...
If she screams......lick it again.
If she seem not chaste to me, What care I how chaste she be?
-- Sir Walter Raleigh (1552-1618) -- Poem...
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